Toni
Collette as Shaz in Mental
Giles Hardie (with P.J.
Hogan), The Sydney Morning Herald, reports
Meet the most Mental
Australian, Shaz, a goddess of "mind blowin truths" answered your
questions (with the help of the film's writer/director PJ Hogan).
Shaz was here and live!
The disgruntled, embittered and arguably mental character
upon whom PJ Hogan's new film Mental is based, answered your questions for an
hour in the comments section of the Sydney Morning Herald article.
But now, it's farewell Shaz.
"Australia, I bid you so long, farewell,
aufedersein, good night." SHAZ.
The answers are still here for your
enjoyment.
WARNING: Shaz is not a medical health
professional, though she is willing to help identify what is mental.
Take a browse of
Shaz's twitter profile @shazismental and it
quickly becomes apparent that Shaz believes:
·
Perth is a fictional city
·
Justin Bieber is a ventriloquist's dummy
·
George Clooney should play Ted in the movie
version of Play School
Is there anything that
you won’t discuss with our readers? (why/why not?)
Me life’s an open book since that PJ Hogan
hack made this film about me.
However there is sum things I think should
remain private like me sexual preferences. For all me loyal lezzie fans out
there, sadly me lezzie days are behind me (unless that’s you textin me little
Dannii Minogue).
I also don’t wish to discuss me torrid affair
with Kevin Rudd, or that regrettable drunken nite with Tony Abbott when I made
Tony wear a bag over his head. Also that rash cougar-moment with young Sam
Clark on the set of Mental should
probably go unmentioned. And I definitely don’t want to talk about that nasty
yeast infection I had last month. Apart from them secrets fire away readers.
How would you summarize
your life philosophy?
I am a sagacious, all-knowing muse, yet
humble and approachable. I am committed to collecting rare and unusual bongs,
the care of me dog Ripper and JUSTICE. I am often called upon by world leaders
and deep thinkers for me sage advice – for example the Dalai Lama just doesn’t
get why he has 12 million followers on Twitter yet known slag and
waste-of-space Kim Kardashian has over 15 million. Personally I don’t get why
the Dalai Llama is ON Twitter in the first place – shouldn’t he be out
Llama-ing sumwhere?
Kevin Rudd doesn’t get why I won’t return his
calls (one word, Kev: stalker). I maintain sum mysteries should remain unsolved
like why does anyone watch Big
Brother in the first place.
Are you mental? (and
what does that mean?)
I am not mental.
The title of the film refers to the state of
mind of the director when he was makin it. And that Toni Collette’s a total nut
job too, but I can’t say that in public cause she’s also litigious.
I wanted to call it Goddess of Mind Blowin Truths but
they couldn’t fit it on the poster.
Look, I don’t think there’s no such thing as
‘normal,’ not in this country – I mean, Prime Minister Harold Holt drowns and
they name an Aquatic Centre after him, they charge ya for the Internet which
should be free cause when was the last time ya ever saw CYBERSPACE on sale by
the yard at Spotlight, and will sumone pleeze explain to me the whole concept
of Guy Sebastion cause I don’t get it.